You Can Lead a Mule to a Teet, but You Can't Make Her Drink (Part One)

Last Friday, May 8, my trainer called me at 7:45 a.m. to let me know that after more than a year of waiting, (I made the deal before the breeding took place) my foal had finally arrived. "It's a girl!" she cried into the phone. We'd been crossing our fingers that the baby would be a mare. Heck, we even outfitted the pregnant mother with a pink halter. Never underestimate the power of suggestion!

Thankful that my boss is flexible, hopped in the car and high-tailed it down to the barn, about 20 minutes away. I had a hunch this might be the weekend the birth would take place, so I'd finished that week's newsletter early, just in case.

When I arrived at the barn, the mare was on her feet and I could see Madge's tall, dark legs on the other side. There were, however, two other feet—human feet, one on either side of her. Upon closer inspection, I realized that they belonged to my trainer's dad. As I came closer, it became apparent that he was doing all he could to get little Madge to latch on to the nipple while the mare stood calmly above. I'd like to say that she latched on then and there, but she didn't. Finally it came time for him to leave for work, so we decided to give Madge a break.

It was obvious she was hungry. She suckled all over that mare—mostly between her front legs. This little filly simply wasn't born with a map to the buffet! Oddly enough, my trainer mentioned that she'd already drank water from the bucket. "Could this have bypassed her suckling response?" my trainer questioned aloud. We'd just have to wait and see.

In the meantime, I asked if I could go in to clean the stall. I knew that we ultimately didn't want too overwhelm the baby, so this would be the perfect chance to get near her. I climbed over the wall so we didn't chance an open-door escape. Knowing that I might frighten the little one with the pitch fork, I started slowly clearing hay from the stall. As I worked it became apparent that Madge was not a timid gal. She came right over for a gentle scratch behind the ears while Mom stood over us, protectively. By the time I was finished cleaning the stall, I was tossing hay and lightly brushing her with the plastic fork. She took it all in stride.

It was then time for me to head back to work, so I said my good-byes and headed out the door. For the next four hours, I waited for news that Madge had latched on to start feeding, but word never came. I knew that if she didn't start eating by noon, the vet was going to be called out. It was now 2:15 p.m. and I still hadn't received any promising news, so I high-tailed it back to the barn again.

When I arrived, I saw that my husband's truck was there. Not knowing when the baby would arrive, I'd planned on giving him a lesson in trailer pulling that day. Instead, he'd been enlisted to continue the task of getting Madge to take her first meal of healthy colostrum.

Personal observation: I have to admit, knowing that he was experiencing this bonding time with the baby made my heart beam. Travis is your typical horse husband—he goes along for the ride, but it's not really his first choice of activities. He'd much rather be playing baseball. Still, he comes along for the occasional lesson, has shown in one show (in which he won In-hand Novice Champion—thanks, Max!), and loves Maxine dearly.

Travis guided Madge with a gentle hand, but she would have none of it. She was starting to show a key component in her personality—"Don't help me, I can do it myself!" After a good college try, Travis came out of the stall so Madge could rest.

Around 3:00 p.m., the vet pulled up. We use a fabulous local vet who has a down-to-earth personality and years of valuable experience. My trainer quickly shared her concern that this might be a dummy foal, a term I'd never heard before this weekend. After a thorough examination, the vet gave us the diagnosis... she was definitely not a dummy foal, she was just a little slow at picking this up. I asked if this was in any way linked to her intelligence (or lack there of) and he answered, with a twinkle in his eye, "Well, let's just say it can only get better from here."

Once we had that cleared up, he inserted a stomach tube down Madge's nose. This would allow us to feed her. Because the tube entered her nose rather than her mouth, she would still be able to nurse if she ever figured it out—our ultimate goal.

Madge was now a sorry sight. In addition to the tube in her nose, she now sported vet wrap around her face and neck, and was fitted with a halter to hide the rest of the tube so that the mare would be less able to pull it out. So much for a day of pretty baby photos.

After milking a pint from the mare, the vet poured the warm liquid into Madge's feeding tube. He instructed us we should do the same every two hours until 10:00 p.m. "At 10:00 the kitchen closes," he added. "She won't learn to eat on her own if she's not hungry." It was a relief to hear that we wouldn't have to discuss who would be stuck with overnight duty.

For the rest of the day, we continued our unsuccessful quest to latch Madge onto the mare's teet. I went home at 8:30 that night, tired and sore from kneeling down to help Madge and milk the mare. We crossed our fingers that she'd figure it out by morning.

Photo: Madge receives dinner in bed.